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Posted 19 January 2018 - 06:40 PM

water

On this day, jasonxiao's Hydraglider "water" has defeated Rachel's Snagon "emo" with 64 health remaining, bringing his total victories to 7.
Having had too much to drink at the after party, water was reportedly seen devouring two cheerleaders and a small Hairless Chihuahua.


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Posted 19 January 2018 - 06:53 PM

Tommy

On this day, MikeSol's Hydraglider "Tommy" has defeated Russell's Cloudburst "Damien" with 50 health remaining, bringing his total victories to 26.
Having had too much to drink at the after party, Tommy was reportedly seen devouring two cheerleaders and a small Hairless Chihuahua.


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Posted 19 January 2018 - 09:40 PM

Perseus

On this day, TMalone's Shimmerfly "Perseus" has defeated MikeSol's Infernia "Jenny" with 31 health remaining, bringing his total victories to 70.
An inside source has indicated that Perseus allegedly brought an oxygen inhaler and a tranquilizer dart into battle!
Upon learning of Perseus' victory, TMalone had the following comment, "Yay."


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Posted 20 January 2018 - 12:08 AM

Pumpkin

On this day, SaltyPretzel's Needler "Pumpkin" has defeated ironman_101's Hydraglider "Megalodon" with 78 health remaining, bringing her total victories to 23.
An inside source has indicated that Pumpkin allegedly brought an oxygen inhaler and a tranquilizer dart into battle!
ironman_101 was unavailable for comment and did not immediately return our calls.


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Posted 20 January 2018 - 12:12 AM

Selena

On this day, pharmdoc35's Shimmerfly "Selena" has defeated Jessica's Cloudburst "Johnny89" with 34 health remaining, bringing her total victories to 59.
An inside source has indicated that Selena allegedly brought kevlar scales and a tranquilizer dart into battle!
The halftime show featured a lovely tribal dance routine by the local Mambiko tribe.


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Posted 20 January 2018 - 09:28 AM

water

On this day, jasonxiao's Hydraglider "water" has defeated Rachel's Snagon "emo" with 65 health remaining, bringing his total victories to 8.
The dragons looked magnificent as they BLAH BLAH BLAH. Man I hate this job.


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Posted 20 January 2018 - 11:51 AM

water

On this day, jasonxiao's Hydraglider "water" has defeated Rachel's Snagon "emo" with 63 health remaining, bringing his total victories to 9.
Ironically, "Free Umbrella Day" at the arena proved useful for shielding spectators from gallons of sprayed blood.


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Posted 20 January 2018 - 01:01 PM

Megalodon

On this day, ironman_101's Hydraglider "Megalodon" has defeated Konczewski's Snagon "Toronto" with 48 health remaining, bringing his total victories to 11.
Toronto's girlfriend left him shortly thereafter.


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Posted 20 January 2018 - 02:03 PM

BlazingHot

On this day, Southerner79's Infernia "BlazingHot" has defeated ironman_101's Hydraglider "Megalodon" with 18 health remaining, bringing his total victories to 17.
An inside source has indicated that BlazingHot allegedly brought a pair of earplugs and a high pitch whistle into battle!
While the physical scars may heal, Megalodon will likely experience intense nightmares for years to come.


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Posted 20 January 2018 - 09:59 PM

Perseus

On this day, TMalone's Shimmerfly "Perseus" has defeated jstamped's Infernia "HUmmmagain" with 25 health remaining, bringing his total victories to 71.
An inside source has indicated that Perseus allegedly brought kevlar scales and a tranquilizer dart into battle!
Jack Amazon was arrested for drunken disorderly conduct. He is offering a 100 platinum coin reward for the immediate return of his missing adventurer outfit.





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